Really Old Shit Fanfiction from 2010

Welcome to Total Drama Road Trip (TDA15 Version!) 20 teens arrive to travel across the USA in two trailers and compete in challeneges for one million dollars.

Chapter 1: Going Underground - Part 1
(Recap)

Chris: Welcome Total Drama fans, to another exciting season! We’ve given you the drama, the alliances, and million dollars…to the winning contestant actually. Heheh. Anywho, this season, we’ve gathered up 20 new teens to take across the United States for another million dollars! Where will our travels take us? What challenges do we have in store? And who are these new contestants? Find out now on Total…Drama…Road Trip!

(Story)

Chris and Chef stand in front of the two trailers, which the contestants will be staying in. He awaits the arrival of the new contestants.

Chris: Welcome back. We’ve instructed our contestants to meet here, in…uh….Chef, where are we?

Chef: I don’t know, maybe--

A bus pulls up.

Chris: No time for that now. Let’s meet our new competitiors. First up, Sarah!

Sarah steps off the bus. She is a bookworm type of girl, wearing glasses, pony tail, and her school uniform. She walks away from the bus while reading a book. She tries to walk to Chris, but she trips over the curb.

Sarah: Oof!

Chris: Reading hurts, don’t it?

Sarah gets up, but notices her book fell into a puddle.

Sarah: (gasps) Oh no! That was my only copy of Midnight!

She picks up the wet book, and walks off to the side. The camera then goes to Nick, who is just getting off the bus. Nick is known for being the one to cause trouble. He sports a black leather jacket and long brown hair.

Chris: Nick. Welcome.

Nick: Where you takin us anyway?

Chris: You’ll see…

Nick: Well I don’t like surprises.

Chris: Well that’s too bad then.

Hannah steps off of the bus. She is known for always following orders, and seems to be very proper. She walks past Nick.

Nick: Lookin good.

Hannah: (scoffs)

Chris: There’s Hannah, and coming up we have…

Joshua walks up to Chris, knowing Chris has forgotten who he is. He is a thin guy, but is known for his knowledge, which of course, can be extremely annoying.

Chris: Who are you again?

Joshua: It’s me, Joshua. I sent in like, a two hour audition tape explaining Einstein’s theory of--

Chris: Yea yea, we don’t need to hear it. Just step to the side. Next up, Violet.

Violet slowly steps off the bus. She is a typical goth, with mascara and pale white skin.

Violet: Please tell me this isn’t where we’re staying.

Chris: It is.

Violet: Fine. Then I’m leaving.

She walks back over to the bus, only to see Chef standing in front of the bus door with a baseball bat. She backs away from Chef. Kyle, a kid known to do any kind of stunt, shouts from inside the bus.

Kyle: Coming through!

Kyle attempts to skateboard off the bus and onto the sidewalk. Chef ducks, and he just grazes over him.

Kyle: Sorry about that man, I always gotta make some kind of entrance.

Nick: Do you now?

Danielle: That. Was. Awesome!

Danielle, a tomboy, comes running off the bus.

Danielle: I’ve been trying to skate like that for months!

Chris: Kyle, Danielle. Welcome both of you. And here we have our…ninth…competitor?

Joshua: Eighth.

Chris: Whatever. Please welcome, Brandon!

Brandon comes off the bus. He’s a pro athlete, and captain of his high school basketball and lacrosse team. He comes out with his lacrosse stick.

Brandon: Hey guys, good to be here.

Danielle: Ooo cool lacrosse stick. I’ve played a few games with my brothers. Hey check out my throw!

She starts swinging the stick around and almost hits Brandon, but he ducks.

Brandon: Hey, watch it--

She swings again. This time hitting Violet and knocking her down. Brandon helps her up.

Danielle: Oops, sorry.

Brandon: You okay?

Violet: Uh..yea. Thanks.

The camera goes to Shawn who is just getting off the bus. He’s popular at his school, and neighborhood, and pretty laid back.

Chris: Shawn, sup!

Shawn: Oh hey uh…

Chris: Chris McLean. Might remember me from the one figure skating gig.

Shawn: Right…uh the one where you dropped your partner on her head. Yea. So...this is where we’re staying?

Chris: Yes, and let’s welcome…Krystal.

Krystal comes off the bus. She is a beautiful teen model, and signed up…mostly because she’d be on TV and she’d get to look good. Brandon, Nick and Shawn all stare at her as she walks onto the sidewalk.

Krystal: Uh..hello.

Chris: Wow. So she didn’t really edit her audition tape.

Chris holds out his hand to Chef, and he unwillingly gives him fifty bucks. A loud scream is heard from inside the bus.

Kasie: That’s right, Kasie IS HERE! Woo! That’s rite sis, I GOT ON TV! Who’s your girl now, huh!?

Kasie comes off the bus, followed by John.

John: A five hour bus ride with Miss Loudmouth sucks. Can I go home now?

Chris: Kasie and John. Glad to see at least one of you is happy to be here.

John: Happy? Look at this place. It’s a dump.

Chris: Alright then party pooper, lets--

David: Let’s get this party started!

David arrives. He is a guy who loves to party. Enough said.

David: You heard the dude, quit being a party pooper. So, this is the gang? Awesome!

Chris: David, good to see you dude.

David: Pleasure dude.

Nick: Say “dude” one more time, and you’re dead.

Chris: Next up, Rita!

Rita steps off the bus. She’s known for…being nice. Typical nice girl.

Rita: Hey everyone, great to be here!

Rita walks over the group and stands by Shawn, Nick and Brandon. She gives a nice gesture to Shawn, but he looks confused as to why she did that.

Chris: Molly everyone.

Molly comes off the bus, looking a bit confused.

Molly: Okay so…who are you again?

Chris: Chris McLean…

She still does not understand.

Chris: …the host…of the show you’re on right now.

She still can’t remember.

John: (slowly) He’s the hoooost…..of the shooooow….ooooon the maaaaagic moving boooox….

The guys all snicker.

Molly: Oh, well why didn’t you just say so?

Chris: Okay…next up….

Dylan steps off of the bus. He is known for leadership, and everyone tends to go to him for help.

Dylan: Sup!

Chris: Dylan, welcome man.

Dylan: I just want to say, that I WILL do my best in the--

Chris: Yeayea don’t really care. Jennie everyone!

Jennie leaps off the bus wearing her cheerleading outfit and pom-poms.

Jennie: Gimme an J! Gimme and E! Gimme a--

Jennie tries to land her jump, and lands on Kyle’s skateboard. She slips, and comes up and hits Rick in the stomach, who is just getting off the bus.

Kyle: Whoops. Must’ve left the board lying around.

Rick: Ugh…you don’t say?

Rick walks to the sidewalk, still holding onto his stomach.

Brandon: You…alright there?

Rick: Ah, it’s good. I’m kinda used to pain.

Brandon looks at Ricks scratch marks on his arms.

Brandon: Where did you get those marks?

Rick: Oh these? Oh those were my fault.

Brandon: …

Dylan: Nice jump there. You okay now?

Jennie: Yea, I’m fine…now.

Chris: Jennie, Rick. Good to have ya here. And Rick…we got a letter from the doc…he says no cutting yourself.

Brandon is shocked that he just realized that.

Chris: Next up, we have Mike.

Mike comes off. He is a lover of theatre, and practically acts and sings every day, merely for fun.

Mike: Hey uh…where’s the theatre? Wasn’t this supposed to be a musical show?

Chris: We already did that season, but we’re still keeping the traveling in. The fans dig it.

Mike: Alright then…

Chris: And last but not least, Rachael!

Rachael, a shop-aholic, comes off the bus with five shopping bags.

Rachael: Oh my gosh guys! I am so glad to be here! Ooo, a bag carrier. Can you hold these?

She tosses the bags to Chef, but their weight is too heavy for him.

Chef: What’s in these bags anyway?

Rachael: Just my makeup…well for now until we stop at a super-cute gift shop.

Chris: Sorry. There’s no time for shopping on this show.

Rachael: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Chris: And with all 20 contestants here, let’s give them a tour of their new homes.

Chris brings them to two trailers. Both of which look old and run down.

Chris: This is where you will be staying for the traveling. Pretty good, huh?

John: Are you sure these are even put together.

A bird lands on top of one of the trailers. The roof then caves in and the wheels pop off.

Chris: Maybe a few repairs will do it. Anywho, with two trailers, that means two team for this season! Mike, Nick, Krystal, Shawn, Jennie, Rita, Dylan, Hannah, Danielle and Joshua…

Chris hand them their red team flag.

Chris: You guys are the Killer Roadhogs! Brandon, John, Rachael, Molly, Sarah, Rick, David, Kasie, Violet and Kyle…

Chris hands them their green team flag.

Chris: You’re the Screaming Tourists!

Rick: Well, it could be worse…

Chris: We’ll give you guys time to fight over bunks, and later meet back out here.

In the Roadhog’s trailer, they are deciding who gets which bunk. Nick is about to take one bunk, but Shawn gets to it first.

Nick: Hey hey..i claimed this one, you move.

Shawn: You really think you can scare me.

Nick: Do you really want to test that?

Rita: Guys, just chill. It’ll be okay.

In the Tourist’s trailer, Brandon is elected leader of his team.

Brandon: Okay, guys. As the leader of the Screaming Tourists, we need a plan for the first challenge.

John: Uh, dude. We don’t even know where we’re going yet.

Rachael: Okay guys, I think I should get the biggest bunk, because I got all this neat makeup I need to keep.

Violet: This is a TV show, not a fashion show.

Rachael: Ugh, you’re just jealous because you’re a goth.

Violet: Um, excuse me?

Brandon: Guys, come on, we’re a team.'''

Violet: Yes, yes we are.

The camera goes outside the two trailers, where Chris is standing.

Chris: With all 20 competitiors ready to compete, and a million dollars on the line, we begin our travels. Where will we go first? And who’s getting the first boot? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Road Trip!

Chapter 2: Going Underground - Part 2
(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Road Trip…your beloved host brought 20 new teens into the competish for another million. Some of them looked more promising than others. The rest, did not. We’ve even got some heat on both teams, only after one episode. But after this week, lets see if they’ll pull through on another episode of…Total…Drama…Road Trip!

(Story)

The 20 contestants are on their way to their first destination. The two trailers are hitched together, both being pulled be another truck, driven by Chef. Chris comes onto the PA system.

Chris: Attention passengers, we will be arriving at our destination shortly. Hope you’re ready for the first challenge!

In the Roadhog’s trailer, Hannah still can’t get used to the old trailer.

Hannah: Ugh, it stinks in here! Can we get like, an air freshener…or something?

Danielle: I don’t have a problem with it.

Hannah: When we win today’s challenge, there better be a reward. Like, maybe a new trailer with--

Shawn: Uh, who says we’re actually going to win? We haven’t even started yet.

Hannah: Because if we don’t, I’ll be sure to have you voted out first!

Chef suddenly brakes, and the trailers come to a sudden halt, knocking a few things over in the process. Chris comes on the PA again.

Chris: We’ve arrived at our first destination, Mammoth Cave! Please make your way to the nearest exit for your instructions.

Hannah: Ugh, a cave? But these are my good heels!

Chris: (confessional) Our competitors will be able to confess stuff in this new Porta-John Confessional.

Nick: (confessional) It sure doesn’t smell new!

Danielle: (confessional) Can we just send Hannah home now and be done with it?

Molly: (confessional) Wait, where’s the camera guy?

Violet: (confessional) I did NOT sign up for this!

Outside, Chris stands in front of the entrance of Mammoth Cave.

Chris: This first challenge is simple. Guide your teams through this massive cave all the way to the finish. Once there, it’s only a 50 foot repel down the other side to the finish. Winning team is safe for the week, losers have to send someone home. As a bonus, I’ll even throw in one flashlight for each team. Loose it, and you’ll be caving blind. Good luck, and….go!

Both teams run into the entrance of the cave. The camera cuts to the Tourists.

Molly: Do you think there’s…bats…in here?

Sarah: I read that bats don’t hurt people, they just can’t see us and are frightened.

Brandon: It’s okay guys, we just need to stay on the path and we’ll be fine.

Kasie: Guys…I’m tired. Can we just rest for a bit?

Brandon: Not now. We need to keep moving.

Kasie leans up against a wall to rest. She hears a squeaking noise.

Kasie: Anyone else hear that?

Rick: Hear what?

She looks up, to see hundreds of bats right over her.

Kasie: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bats fly down at the Tourists, causing everyone to freak out. Kasie’s screams cause some of the cave to cave in.

Kyle: Run for it!

Stalagtites and rocks fell from the ceiling, closing up the path, leaving the Tourists trapped. The camera cuts over to the Roadhogs. They hear noises coming from where the Tourists are.

Jennie: Did anyone hear that?

Mike: Yea, probably just the other team.

Hannah: Ugh, how long does this go on for? My new shoes are wrecked!

Dylan: I don’t know. But it cant be too far.

Hannah: (confessional) This isn’t going to be easy, and so I’m going to need to pick two people who are gullible enough to obey me.

Hannah walks over to Rita and Jennie.

Hannah: Hey guys. I know some of us have had some…differences. But I want to choose two people to take to the end, and you two got picked.

Rita: Really, aww thanks Hannah.

Rita tries hug her, but is pushed away.

Hannah Anyway, I just need you to vote along with me whenever we loose, and you cannot disobey me.

Jennie: Okay, sure.

The camera cuts to the Tourists, who are now trapped inside the cave.

Kasie: Anyone out there? Hellooooooo! We need help! Anybody!?

Rick: Would you shut up? You’re the one who got us here in the first place!

Brandon: (confessional) No way out, no one can agree on anything, and this flashlight is almost dead. Being captain is harder than it looks. (out of confessional) Okay guys, we need to find a way out ourselves. Look for a weak spot in the rocks.

The Tourists start digging through the rocks, hoping to make a space to get through. The camera cuts to the Roadhogs. They are close to the exit.

Dylan: It should be right around the corner, it think.

Shawn sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

Shawn: There, I see it!

The hole is small enough for only one person to go through at a time. Both Nick and Shawn go at the same time, and are stuck.

Nick: Hey, watch it!

Shawn: Why couldn’t you just wait?

Nick: Maybe I’m sick of this cave…and you!

Rita: You guys just…hang on.

Rita tries to move the rock next to the hole, and fails. Danielle moves it instead.

Danielle: There. Now, let’s get down to the finish.

Chris, at the bottom of the cliff, shouts to them through a megaphone.

Chris: Welcome to part two of the challenge. One member of the team must hold onto the rope, while the other repels down safely to the finish. Get your whole team down, and you guys are safe!

Shawn: You better go first.

Nick: Nice try. I’m not letting you hold on to my rope!

Danielle: Quit it you two! I’ll do all the rope handling! (confessional) Being the only youngest girl of three brothers, and all of the cool sports I’ve played, my strength really improved. And with Nick and Shawn ready to throw each other off a cliff, literally, that leaves little old me to work with them.

Danielle ties the rope around her waist, then tying the rest onto a boulder behind her. She hands Nick the rope. He ties it around his waist, and begins to repel. The camera then cuts to the Tourists, who are still digging through the rocks.

Violet: Hey, I think I got through!

Kasie: O o lemmie see.

Kasie takes the flashlight from Brandon and looks through. She puts the flashlight through, and a spider lands on her hand. She freaks out and drops the flashlight on the other side. They hear a splash.

John: There goes the flashlight.

Rachael: So…what do we do now?

Kyle: (confessional) I can see well in the dark. Came in handy whenever I did any good stunts at night. Like this one time, we put a wire running down all the street lamps down the hill, and we used it as a zipline into the dumpster. Ha! (out of confessional) I got this, guys.

Kyle digs through the hole, and makes it big enough to fit through.

Kyle: Just follow the sound of my voice!

The camera cuts to the Roadhogs. Nick, Rita, Shawn, Dylan and Jennie have all made it down. Hannah is repeling.

Hannah: Ugh, can’t we get climbing gloves for this? I’m getting blisters all over my hands!

Hannah slowly makes it to the bottom.

Hannah: Finally!

Danielle: Alright Mike, you’re up.

Mike ties himself in and repels. The Tourists make it to the exit.

Danielle: They’re here guys! Krystal, go quick!

Chris: Tourists. You’re alive. I’d get started now, the Roadhogs have a good lead now.

Brandon: I’ll do the belaying, David, get ready to repel.

David: Got it.

Krystal gets tangled in the rope.

Krystal: Um…guys? Kinda stuck here!

Danielle: One of you guys down there help her!

Shawn climbs the rope up to Kyrstal. Meanwhile, the Tourists start to improvise.

Brandon: Get a second rope ready to get more of us down there quicker.

Kyle ties another rope to the boulder and to himself.

Kyle: Alright Violet, go head.

The Tourists already have Rick, John and Rachael down. Meanwhile, Shawn is trying to untangle Krystal from the rope.

Krystal: Ugh, try not to give me a rope burn!

Shawn: Just hold still!

Shawn gets her untangled, and starts his climb back down.

Chris: Roadhogs might wanna get a move-on, Tourists got almost half their team down now.

Kystal gets to the bottom of the cliff.

Danielle: Joshua, go!

The Tourists now have Rick, John, Rachael, Violet, Molly, David and Kasie down.

Brandon: Sarah, go down mine, Kyle, you’re on your own.

David: Don’t worry, I got this!

David repels himself down, but he swings too much and slams into the side of the cliff. He falls slowly, hits the side, and repeats.

Chris: The Roadhogs now have only Danielle left, will she make it? And Kyle comes down with a hard landing, and only Brandon left on the Tourists.

Both Brandon and Danielle begin their descents, with their teams cheering them on. Explosives then go off around the two.

Danielle: Auugh! What the heck?

Chris: Can’t go wrong with a few explosions, can you?

They both repel down, with explosions stopping them in their tracks. Danielle’s rope starts to break.

Danielle: Oh crap!

She repels quicker. Brandon gets a lead, and is about to make it to the bottom. Danielle’s rope breaks, and she falls. Dylan catches her, right before Brandon gets to the bottom!

Chris: The Killer Roadhogs win!

The Roadhogs cheer.

Danielle: Thanks.

Dylan: No prob.

Chris: Screaming Tourists, you’re sending someone home tonight.

Brandon: (confessional) I was this close to winning for our team. But letting them down like that, I may as well be the one going home.

The Screaming Tourists sit in their trailer, near the door where Chris is standing.

Chris: Here’s how it works. You guys vote in the Porto-Confessional for who you want to boot to go to. Got it?

The Tourists vote.

Chris: If you don’t receive a Postcard, you’ll be kicked to the Curb of Shame.

John: Meaning?

Chris: You get thrown onto the curb.

John: Thought so.

Chris: Alright, first Postcard goes to…Violet.

He tosses Violet a Postcard.

Chris: Rick, Sarah, Rachael.

He throws them Postcards.

Chris: John, Molly, David, Kyle.

He tosses them their Postcards.

Chris: Two Tourists left, Brandon and Kasie. Kasie…you lead the team into a scream-powered deathtrap causing your team to fall behind. Then there’s Brandon. Not sure why, but you came this close to a win, and failed. And…the last Postcard goes to…..

Brandon gulps.

Chris: ……………………….Brandon.

He tosses Brandon the final Postcard.

Brandon: Yes!

Chris: Kasie, time for you to go.

She gets up, and walks toward the door.

Chris: Curb of Shame, there she goes!

He pushes her off, and shuts the door.

Chris: As for the rest of you, you’re all safe. For now.

Chris is now up in the passenger seat next to Chef.

Chris: With the Tourists one member down, and everyone heading to our second destination, what will become of these teens?Find out next time on Total…Drama…Road Trip!

Chapter 3: The Great Big Apple
(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Road Trip…the two teams were sent into the enormous Mammoth Cave. Along the way, our contestants experienced some major cave-ins, mishaps, and a swarm of bats. Hannah was quick to form an alliance with Rita and Jennie, like we never saw that coming. The repelling challenge came to a close tie, until the Roadhogs pulled on last move to win it. And in the end, Kasie was the first to be voted off this season. Who will go next? And what will our destination have in store? Find out now on Total…Drama…Road Trip!

(Story)

The contestants are on their way to their next destination. In the Tourist’s trailer, Brandon is still disappointed in their team’s loss.

Brandon: I still think it’s my fault that we lost the first challenge…

David: Cheer up, dude. So we lost one challenge. We can still win.

Brandon: Yeah, but what if we end up like that one team way back in the third season? Gone before the merge?

David: No, we won’t we can make it to the end dude, trust me.

Rick: Ha, easy for you to say. If he hadn’t screwed up, we could still--

Violet: Hey you weren’t much help either. He tried okay?

Brandon: (confessional) I need to start standing up if I ever wanna lead this team. I can do that if I set my mind to it…and Violet, she’s so supportive, and--

Violet: (confessional) Rick isn’t exactly a “team player.” If we loose this, he’s gotta leave. The last thing Bran--I mean this team needs…is a downer like Rick….

In the Roadhog’s trailer, the Roadhogs celebrate their first victory, with music played by Rita on guitar, and Mike singing. They just finished up playing, and Rita sits on the couch with Shawn.

Shawn: I didn’t know you could play the guitar.

Rita: I can…just not that good.

Shawn: I think you’re pretty good at it.

Mike: Was my singing good? Because--

Hannah: Yes, Mike. It was good. You know what’d make it better? If you’d stop singing every second of the day!

Nick: (confessional) I swear I can hear Mike hum “Here Comes the Moon” in the middle of the night, geez. If we loose this, he’d better be going home.

Chris comes onto the PA.

Chris: We are now arriving in New York City! Please fasten your seatbelts, as the trailer comes to a--

Chef hits the brakes, and both trailers come to a complete stop. The camera goes to outside the trailers, where the contestants await their next challenge.

Chris: Welcome to…New York City!

Rachael: (confessional) OMG New York! Do you know how many shoe stores there are here!? AAHAHAAYES!!!!!!

Chris and the contestants stand at the base of the Statue of Liberty.

Chris: Here, you’ll be competing on one of the nation’s icons, the Statue of Liberty! Your task is to climb up to the top of the statue, the first team to make it up, gets an advantage in the next challenge. Part two, each contestant must do a classic “Bobbing for Apples” challenge. And by apples, I mean, “Bobbing for BIG Apples”. Each member must bungee jump off the statue down to a pool filled with large apples down below. Green apples for Tourists, Red apples for Roadhogs. Ready? Go!

The teams start climbing their ropes. On the Roadhog’s rope, Shawn, Rita and Krystal are the farthest on their team.

Krystal: Hey, Shawnie, I just wanted to thank you for helping me in the last challenge.

Shawn: Um…you’re welcome.

Krystal: And, I was wondering if…after the challenge--

Rita: No he can’t!

Shawn: Uh…okay. I can’t…

Rita: (confessional) As if I’m gonna let her flirt with everyone, especially Shawn. He’s…not into her….yeah….

Krystal: (confessional) O.M.G. I smell jealousy! It reminds me of this one time, when I dating this one guy ‘cause he looked cute, and there was this one other girl who looked like she liked him, and I freaked! Turns out he was like in his 20’s and married...*sigh*.

On the Tourist’s rope, the Tourists have the lead.

Brandon: Hey guys, I think I see the Roadhogs down there, we’re still ahead!

The Tourists cheer.

Brandon: (confessional) This is great! If I can get the team a win today, I can defiantly lead this team!

Rick: Ugh, what are these ropes made of? Steel wool? And how much longer do we need to keep this up?

Rachael: Aww, I could really use a manicure right now. We’re in New York people! They have plenty of salons and other cute shops, and here I am with a broken nail!

Brandon: (confessional) Then again…this team’s not really the competitive type…did...I just say that out loud?

The camera cuts to Chris and Chef, who are waiting at the top of the Statue of Liberty.

Chris: *sigh* This is taking forever!

Chef: Didn’t y’all do this challenge a few seasons ago? ‘Member how long that was?

Chris: Well I couldn’t think of anything else to do here! Fine, then maybe next season you could pick the challenges.

Chef: Uh, isn’t that--

Brandon and the rest of the Tourists arrive at the top.

David: First up here? Alright!

Chris: Tourists, good to see you got the lead this time.

John: You said there was a reward for the first team up here?

Chris: You get a head start on the next challenge, pretty good, huh?

Violet: Lets just get this over with.

Kyle: I’ll handle this!

Kyle grabs the bungee cord, ties it around him and jumps. He goes down to the pool, but instead of grabbing the apple, he slams into the apple. He is lifted slightly by the cord, until the rope snaps and he lands in the pool. He comes to the surface and grabs a Green Apple.

Kyle: Got one!

Chris: Uh, you have to bring that apple up here. God luck with that, heheh.

The Roadhogs come up from behind, making it to the top.

Hannah: What? How can we get so far behind!?

Nick: Chill babe, they haven’t gotten any apples up yet.

Chris: Roadhogs, just in time!

Danielle: I’ll get the first one!

Danielle straps herself in, and jumps. She tries to grab the Red Apple, but it’s too slippery.

Danielle: Ugh, what’s all over these apples?

Chris: Same thing that pool’s filled with. Grease.

John: Shouldn’t someone tell Kyle what he’s standing in?

David: Nah, dude’ll figure it out eventually.

Dylan: Try grabbing the apple by the stem.

Shawn: Alright.

Shawn jumps, and grabs the apple by the stem. It lifts out of the pool.

Shawn: Got it!

He makes it back up with the apple.

Chris: And the Roadhogs have one apple up here! They only need four more to win the challenge.

The Tourists finish setting up a new bungee cord, and Molly jumps. She comes up with a Red Apple.

Chris: That’s two apples for the Roadhogs!

Molly: What? But I--

Rick: You were supposed to get green apples not red!

Molly: Oh, well why didn’t you just say so?

Violet jumps next for the Tourists. She comes back up with a Green Apple.

Chris: And the Toursits actually get the right one up, and it looks like the Roadhogs are just bringing up another apple.

Mike is shown bringing up their third Red Apple, and the Roadhogs cheer. Sarah jumps for the Tourist, and brings up a second Green Apple. The camera then shows quick shots of Nick, John, Dylan. Hannah, Jennie and Rachael jumping to get apples. None of them succeed in getting the apples, and the score remains 3-2. Brandon then jumps he gets down to the pool, grabs an apple, and comes back up with it.

Chris: The teams are now tied three a piece!

Rita and David both jump for their teams. They both grab their team apples, but on the way, they collide into eachother, and drop the apples. The apples land outside the pool and break, but one of them lands on Kyle.

David: Not. Cool.

Rita: Can someone help me up?

Chris: Well, I guess the teams only have to gather one more apple, now that those two were destroyed. Teams, choose your last jumper!

Dylan: I’ll do it!

Chris: Alright then, Tourists?

Rick: Fine, I’ll do it I guess…

Rick and Dylan strap themselves in and jump. Both get down to the bottom, and Dylan grabs his first.

Jennie: Come’on Dylan you can do it! Woo! Come on you guys, cheer!

Shawn: You can do it dude!

Rick grabs his apple, brings it up halfway and drops it back into the pool.

John: Quit messin around down there!

Rick: I’m trying!

Rick goes back down for the apple. He gets a tight grip on the stem, and the stem breaks.

Rick: Great…

Dylan manages to get the last Red Apple to the top.

Chris: The Roadhogs win again!

The Roadhogs cheer.

Chris: As for you reward, you guys get the day to shop in New York!

Rachael: OH COME ON! This is all your fault Rick!

Chris: Losers, you’re sending someone home tonight. Again.

The Roadhogs just get back from their day in New York, as the trailers leave for their next destination.

Krystal: The shops there were so great! I even got a cute new bathing suit, some shoes, a cute top, a--

Dylan: That’s uh…great….

Krystal: And its all thanks to my Dylan! Isn’t he the greatest!?

Shawn: (confessional) Her Dylan!? *laughs*

Jennie: (confessional) I got this cute cheerleading outfit to match our team colors! So every time we win, I have something to cheer in!

Rita: (confessional) They had like, so many stores there! Aw, poor Rachael.

Mike: Hey, you even get anything?

Shawn: Nah, just a coffee from Sunbucks. Didn’t really find much.

Nick: The guy’s just not satisfied with the biggest shopping place there is.

Shawn: What’s that supposed to mean?

Rita: So he didn’t feel like shopping, so what? Lots of guys don’t like to shop.

Nick: Hey stay out of this!

Dylan: Both of you chill. Now lets just enjoys our reward stash and be on our way.

Jennie: Wow, Dylan’s such a good leader, don’t you think?

Hannah: Maybe, but that doesn’t mean we can trust him. Got it?

Jennie: Uh, sure.

Hannah: (confessional) Sure we’re winning and all, but that doesn’t mean he can’t start losing challenges for us. And when the time comes to vote, I’ll have my alliance ready for it.

Over in the Tourist’s trailer, the Tourists need to vote someone off.

Chris: Tourists, you’re facing elimination for the second time in a row. Sucks to be you. You’ve all cast your votes, and if you don’t get a Postcard, you’ll be thrown to the Curb of Shame. Postcards go to John, Rachael, Brandon, and David.

He throws them their Postcards.

Chris: Sarah, Violet, Kyle.

He tosses them their Postcards.

Chris: Molly and Rick, this is the final Postcard. Rick, you screwed up big time, causing your team the loss, along with your “team spirit.”

Rick: Ugh, whatever.

Chris: Molly, you too slowed the team down grabbing the wrong apple, way tp help the other team there.

Molly: Well how was I supposed to know?

Chris: And….the final Postcard goes to…..

Chris holds up the Postcard ready to throw it.

Chris: ……..Molly. Rick, time to go.

Rick: Really? You prefer Birdbrain over me, huh?

Chris: No time to rant, out you go.

Chris pushes him out the door, and closes it.

Chris: Well Tourists, you’re two members down now. Good luck.

Chris is now in the passenger seat with Chef, who is driving.

Chris: With eighteen left, and the competitors heading to their third destination, who will take the next fall on Total….Drama….Road Trip!

Chapter 4: Mississippi King
(Recap)

Chris: Last time on Total Drama Road Trip…New York City! Here our competitors enjoyed a climb up Lady Liberty, and bobbed for the Big Apple! And there were some nasty falls there, especially for Kyle. Speaking of nasty, Rick became the second Tourist voted off, leaving only eighteen in the game. What surprises do we have in store for our competitors, and will the Tourists ever claim a victory? Find out now, on Total…Drama…Road Trip!

(Story)

In the Roadhog’s trailer, the Roadhogs enjoy their prizes from New York. Dylan, Nick and Shawn are sitting on the sofa with a box of Dippin Doughnuts. There is only one doughnut left.

Dylan: There it is…the last jelly filled doughnut…

Nick: That’s just cruel…

Shawn: Uh, it’s a doughnut.

Dylan: Can we just, like split it or what?

Shawn: Uh, sure…I guess.

Dylan tries to split it into half, but the trailer goes over a speed bump, causing it to break, sending the filling flying onto Hannah, who is just walking by. It lands on her face, she screams, Nick laughs.

Hannah: Ugh, that isn’t funny!

Nick: Aw, cheer up babe, its just filling.

He stands up and gets the filling off her with his finger, and she pushes it away.

Hannah: Stop calling me babe! You’re just…ugh!

She storms off.

Nick: (confessional) She wants me.

The camera cuts over to the Tourist’s trailer.

Rachael: I really could have used that reward! I mean come on, who else gets to shop in New York?

John: Everyone who lives there, maybe?

Molly: So…where are we going again?

David: Dude hasn’t told us yet….Hey if we finally win one, I say we throw the wildest party ever! Huh? Anyone?

Violet: Speaking of wild, where’s Kyle?

Brandon: Haven’t seen him.

Sarah: Nope.

Rachael: Hey…do you hear something outside?

They look out the window to see Kyle on top of their trailer. Violet opens the window.

Violet: Kyle, what are you doing!?

Kyle: Woohoo! Trailer surfing’s the only way to go on this show, ya feel me? Woo!

David: Can someone get the dude down from there!?

Brandon: I got it.

Brandon climbs out the window, and hangs onto the windowsill.

Brandon: Kyle, get back down here!

The trailer suddenly takes a sharp turn, and Kyle falls over towards Brandon. He catches him, and they both cling onto the window. Their combined weight tips their trailer, and the two jump off before they’re crushed. Both trailers and Chef’s truck come to a complete stop. Everyone is heard groaning.

David: Everyone okay?

The camera cuts to the 18 contestants and Chris, now outside the trailers.

Chris: Well, thanks to Kyle’s little stunt, we will not be heading to our planned destination, the Mall of America.

Rachael: DARN IT!!!

Chris: Instead, we ended up here. Luckily, near the great Mississippi River!

Violet: Shouldn’t we do something about the trailer?

Chris: Yep, we’ve got some interns working on it right now.

The camera cuts to three interns, who are trying to lift the trailer back to its normal position. But two of the interns drop it and it lands on the third intern. The wheels of the trailer fall off.

Chris: Uh...anyway…your task is to make your way to the starting point of the river race, thataway!

Hannah: Oh, that shouldn’t be too hard.

Chris: I’m not finished. Each team must carry their air-filled rafts to the starting point. From there, you will race your rafts down the river, and back down to here.

Violet: Well where are the rafts?

Chris: Yeah, about that…

Chris tosses each team a pump and a deflated raft.

Chris: Might wanna start pumping.

Brandon: I’ll pump.

Nick: Alight, I got this.

Brandon and Nick start pumping their team’s rafts.

Molly: So…where is the starting line again?

Chris: Just a hop, skip and a jump….plus a few miles…

The camera goes over to a large, steep hill.

Brandon finishes pumping his raft.

Brandon: Done!

The Tourists head down the trail while carrying their raft. The Roadhogs finish, and follow the Tourists down the path. The camera cuts over to the Roadhogs, while they are about ten minutes into the challenge. Hannah is the only one not carrying the raft, busy swatting mosquitoes.

Hannah: Ugh, these bugs are everywhere!

Mike: Want bug spray then?

Hannah: Ew, no! That stuff can kill your skin…and it smells like--

Danielle: Just deal with it already! (confessional) I don’t know why she even signed up for this! Wherever we go, something’s always “not clean enough” or “not fresh enough.” Then Krystal and Jennie are almost the same…all girlish and stuff. Rita…is actually the only girl on this team that I can relate to.

Krystal: (confessional) After however long we’ve been out here, I’m starting to smell really bad! I’m sweating like crazy! How am I supposed to look pretty on this show!?

As the Roadhogs keep going, the soon run into a small deer.

Jennie: Oh, look at the cute little deer! He’s not even afraid of us. Here Dylan, take a picture of me by it!

She hands Dylan a camera, and walks over to the deer. Dylan wants to keep moving on, so he rushes.

Dylan: Okay, just get closer and I’ll see if I get a good picture.

She gets closer to the deer, but trips and lands on it. A large buck appears in front of her.

Jennie: Oh, uh I Mr. Buck…uh…great antlers you have.

The buck gets ready to charge, and Dylan tries to chase it off. But, that only attracts more of them, and they are surrounded by a few angry bucks. This is seen on a monitor by Chris and Chef.

Chris: Angry bucks, that you’re idea?

Chef: Nope.

Chris: Hm…must be lucky then.

The camera then cuts over to the Tourists, who seem to be a bit lost.

Violet: Do we even know where we’re going.

Brandon: Not sure, just keep following this path, I guess.

They walk into some quicksand.

David: Hey, I-I-I can’t move!

Molly: We’re shrinking!

John: No, its just quicksand.

Brandon: Ugh…..Hey, Sarah, grab onto the branch!

She grabs the branch, and pulls herself out. She then helps Brandon out, and he takes the raft from the others and sets it away from the quicksand. The camera cuts to the Roadhogs, still surrounded by bucks.

Rita: Should we run?

Joshua: No, they’re way too fast.

Nick: So what do we do now?

Danielle: Wait a second. If we can get them mad at eachother, they’ll start fighting and we can get away!

Joshua: (confessional) She does have a point, bucks can be very territorial, especially with a number of them in the same place.

Mike grabs a branch with leaves on it, and tosses it toward two of the deer. They start fighting over it, and the others join in. The Roadhogs run off, but the deer soon finish fighting and chase after them. The camera cuts to the Tourists. Sarah, Brandon, Violet, Kyle and David are out of the quicksand. Brandon is just pulling Rachael out of the quicksand.

Brandon: Kay Molly, grab the branch.

John is now up to his shoulders in quicksand.

John: Might wanna hurry it up!

Molly: O-o-oh, let me help you.

Molly leans over to grab John, but she is still holding on the Brandon’s branch, and she pulls him back in.

Brandon: That’s….just great.

Molly: Oh, hi Brandon. Did you get stuck too?

Screams are heard off-screen. The Tourists look to see the Roadhogs running from the bucks.

David: Run for it, dudes!

The Tourists run off with their raft, and the Roadhogs follow behind, along with the deer.

John: Hey, what about us!? Hello? Ugh, great. (confessional) They left us in the woods…in quicksand…to die.

The camera cuts to the Tourists and Roadhogs, who are just arriving at the river. Both teams quickly jump in their rafts and make their way down the river. The deer arrive at the river, but do not chase them.

David: That was close, so Brandon where to…Brandon?

Kyle: They must still be back at the quicksand! Can’t we go back?

Rachael: Well its too late now. And besides, it’s not like our whole team needs to finish to win, right?

The camera cuts to Brandon, Molly and John who are still in the woods.

Brandon: They ran this way, so this path must lead to the river.

John: I doubt our team would wait this long for us.

The camera cuts to the Roadhog’s raft.

Rita: (confessional) Did I mention that I get really seasick? I’ve even got sick at a water park. How does that happen!?

Rita pukes off the side of the raft.

Rita: Ugh, I can’t take this anymore!

Danielle: Don’t worry, the river’s nice and calm right now.

Dylan: Not for long…

The camera focuses on the rapids up ahead.

Nick: Might wanna hang onto something!

The Roadhogs go over the rapids. Their raft collides with a few rocks, but no damage is done. An overhead view is shown of their raft ricocheting off the rocks, mimicking a pinball machine. The camera cuts to the Tourists, who are also in the rapids, but in a different area of the river.

Sarah: How do we steer this thing!?

David: No clue!

Kyle: Um…guys?

The camera goes over to a waterfall. The Tourists see it and try to paddle the other way.

Sarah: Look for something to grab onto!

Violet: Over there!

Violet grabs onto a log sticking out from the water, but it breaks and they go over the falls. But, they land safely in their raft. They look back on the falls to realize the waterfall was only a few few high.

David: Dude, that’s not cool!

Kyle: Hey, there’s the finish line up ahead!

The Tourists cheer, and they paddle faster to the finish line. The camera turns to the Roadhog’s raft, which is coming in full speed from the rapids.

David: Faster dudes, faster! They’re coming!

The Tourists are inches away from crossing, and the Roadhogs pull in right next to them at full speed….and they both cross at the same time.

Chris: It’s….a tie!

Everyone seems confused.

Chris: But it seems like the Tourists are missing a few. So that makes the Roadhogs today’s winners!

The Roadhogs cheer. Suddenly, Brandon, John and Molly rush over to Chris.

John: We (pant) we made it…

Molly: Did we win?

Chris: Nope. As usual the Tourists need to send someone home. Again. Heheh.

In the Tourist’s trailer, the Tourists attend their third elimination ceremony in a row.

Chris: Here we are. At the elimination ceremony, again. Tonight, you loser must vote one of your own of, again.

Rachael rolls her eyes in annoyance. The Tourists cast their votes.

Chris: Okay, Postcard go to…David.

Chris tosses David his Postcard.

Chris: Kyle, Rachael, Sarah.

He tosses them their Postcards.

Chris: Violet.

He throws the Postcard to Violet.

Chris: John.

He tosses John the Postcard.

Chris: Brandon, Molly. This is the final Postcard tonight. And the final Postcard goes to…..Brandon.

He gives Brandon the final Postcard.

Chris: I gotta say…I’m not surprised. At all. Molly, time to go.

Molly steps off the bus, which is still in its crashed state, but now standing right-side up.

Molly: Bye you guys….bye….uh….bye….byeeee…..

Chris: Will the Tourists ever get into this game? Will the interns ever fix this trailer? Find out next time on Total…Drama…Road Trip!

Elimination Table
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Credits

 * Credit goes to Fanfiction2010, for coming up with the title for this fanfiction.